No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Your cock deserves a montage
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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