Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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