glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm gonna fight the coyote
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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