I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
id be glad to
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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