i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I have fence marks all over my body
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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