I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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