I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
