Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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