Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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