i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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