when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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