i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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