I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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