i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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