And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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