I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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