My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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