they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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