How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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