Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
