just tell him i said nine months
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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