My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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