i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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