We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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