Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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