I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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