I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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