Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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