I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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