No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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