okay pat passed out under dana's car
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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