Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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