you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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