this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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