just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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