I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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