Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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