he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
