Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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