You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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