party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude i'm inner monologue high
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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