I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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