His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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