they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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