I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
But theres a keg here and me gusta
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
