Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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