He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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