Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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