Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
