Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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