btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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