Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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